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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2006|10:44 am]
Melissa
New journal. Ladeeda.


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(no subject) [Jun. 23rd, 2006|09:33 pm]
Melissa
[music |Andreas Tilliander - Love Me Like I Do]

New journal. Add if you are inclined. There's a couple of people I want to add anyways, so you might be forced. Y'know. your_spain
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(no subject) [Jun. 15th, 2006|02:27 pm]
Melissa

Class.

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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2006|11:09 pm]
Melissa
[music |Biffy feat. Clyro feat. Sucioperro = Marmaduke Duke]

GERMANY WINS AT LIFE. 0-1! Gahgahgahgahgah! Before I go out to celebrate, I'll post with some pictures. I guess this'll be rather lengthy... Firstly, Andrew Kendall did it again. I don't know why/when you got old and flabby either. You're still awesome, Maynard. So, yesterday and today the bff and I went into Stuttgart in the morning and stayed there till around 7 pm or so. Sadly, I only took pictures yesterday, but it was good. Bff on campus! My Simon's probably coming to visit me on Saturday or so, as he's interested in all the craziness that is the World Cup. As a Scot, I'm sure he'll enjoy himself with all the other weirdos and basket cases.
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2006|04:16 pm]
Melissa
[music |Fettes Brot - Emanuela]

Weeeeee, World Cup! 

I went to town today the first time since the World Cup started and holy fuck(!), there's lots of stuff going on. 

They gave us buttons saying "Welcome to Stuttgart! I speak English", and lots of Americans asked me for directions. Ahahahaha 
I just love Americans. They're so cuddly and weird. 

I also had a "Welcome to Stuttgart! Je parle Francais", but I only got some guys from Switzerland asking me for my number in French. Psh.

Alas, I have to go watch the match tonight, but will report again with pictures tomorrow. 

SQUEEEEEE
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(no subject) [Jun. 9th, 2006|10:49 pm]
Melissa
[music |Soulwax - NY Excuse]

This really proves to me that Harry Potter fans are the coolest EVAR.

Playwitch?! You must be kidding me! Obviously this has some NSFW content.
Fun, nevertheless.





I see Snape's peen... my God...

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To: Mr. Benjamin J./outskirts of Glasgow [Jun. 5th, 2006|11:53 pm]
Melissa
[music |Le Biff - Solution Devices]

Dear Ben, 

I'm writing this solely for the purpose of making you cut your penis off. 

Earlier, Si and I rolled around on the floor and pretended to be spaceships. He then sang me "Breatheher" and looked at me intently. I think we all know what this means - he wants bologne.
That's rather funny, isn't it? He serenades me, only to get my bologne. It's good bologne, like. From the Black Forest. But still.

Well. You asked me to tell you about yesterday, so here goes. 
We got up, ate breakfast, fooled around forever, played some music together. You know, the usual. However, this time we were superb. He played his guitar and I played my violin and we made fantastic music. 
Then, uh, we decided to reenact Grease. We found him some pomade and me some MJ's, then started. As we got more and more carried away, we sang louder and louder, and our dancing got a bit insane. So far, so well. 
Grease was followed by more intense fooling around. 
Finally, we did some yoga. Ate food, and watched movies. 

1. House of Wax - Terrible. Worst acting I've ever encountered. The best scene was when Paris Hilton was killed. Awesome!
2. There's Only One Jimmy Grimble - Cuuuuute. I loved it. Mr. Carlyle stars in it, and it's about "footie". Surely you'd adore it.
3. Documentary on... something and pharaos - Very interesting. Simon dozed off during this one, and I had to suck on his cheek repeatedly in order to wake him up.

Now he's massaging my lower leg while making strange noises. I promise I'll make sure he gets to the airport safely tomorrow afternoon.

Before we go to sleep tonight I'll read him some David Salinger {EDIT: My God. I am going to kill myself. That's David Sedaris, of course.}, and he'll be amazed by the sheer funniness of it all. Oh yeahhh.
Simon's just delightful, don't you think? Join the faction. I know you want to. Aye.

I love you, Ben. Please don't throw styx at me!

P.S.: This song fucking blows me away. Thank you.

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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2006|04:52 pm]
Melissa
[Current Location |room of doom]
[music |The Similou - All This Love]

Lately, I've been liking blogging quite a bit, so have another entry.

Yesterday I hung out with Jasmin, aka my homie, and Felix, aka my other homie, all day. 
My homie and I felt like it was a good idea to drink an entire bottle of vodka with cherry juice in about an hour. 
False.

I've never thrown up that much in so little time. It was like a fountain. Hahahaha.
Homie and other homie carried me up the stairs to my homie's place and called my mom to tell her I'd passed out and would stay at Jasmin's for the night. I heard my mom laugh, which, by the way, she's still doing now that I'm home.

Then I woke up at 5:54 to throw up some more. 
Funnily enough, I feel brilliant. Thank God for no hangovers.

Other than that, I thought this was fantastic: 

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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2006|10:07 pm]
Melissa
[Current Location |room of doom]
[music |Biffy Clyro - Asexual Meat Kitchen]

Today I'm majorly pissy. Why? I don't know. 
Simon sort of talked me out of it. He's a fantastic talker. 
He decided what should be "our" song as well. "Let Go" by Frou Frou. I'm happy about that.
At least it's not by some obscure metal band, and a beautiful song.

Just wanted to share that.

Also, I leave you with a picture I took of myself while I was doing my hair on Gran Canaria. 
Please note that I'm wearing a skirt as a dress. HOT.



It's times like these I wish I had a myspace, so that I could share horrible mirror-pictures like this one. 
Damn!

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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2006|12:00 am]
Melissa
[Current Location |room of doom]
[music |Sucioperro - Dialog On The 2 / Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme]

Ah yes. One is a happy camper when amongst the likes of friends and acquaintances.

Tomorrow I go see Jasmin and spank the shit out of her till she understands French. There is also a meticulous plan underway that involves luring her unsuspecting boyfriend in with promises of sexual favors, only to tie him up and beat him to bloody pulp. 
What can I say? Fun.

Simon was a good chap and sent me cheddar in a box today. He's so good to me, my gosh.
He was also pretty excited about some weirdos finding a piano on Ben Nevis. Firstly, why would anyone go on Ben Nevis? 
Secondly, why the fuck is there a piano on Ben Nevis? 
The mind boggles. Alas.

My shroom spores are coming along really well, too. Nothing like growing drugs for aforementioned friends and acquaintances.
I get my drugs from God, oh yeah. You should see how high I get, oh yeah. Go Simon!

I've been toying with the idea of a new journal lately. Let's face it. This thing here is lame as all hell, I never update, I never comment, lame, lame, lame and even more lame. 

Instead, obviously, I could also say bye-bye to LJ, but I don't feel like I've reached that point yet. Y'all will naturally be notified of any decision I make concerning this very, very sensitive topic. 

Other than that, I am overjoyed to announce the stay of my dear friend, ThrillTill, at my house starting next week or so. He will camp in my living room and have a good time with all my books and other objects of high intellectual value. (We're talking TV, laptop, make up, DC Comics, several electronical devices, as well as, lo and behold, a hair straightener here.)


There isn't much more I could say. Is anyone willing to supply me with a neverending source of bad bitches? 
Come ahead, ya dobbers. Come the fuck ahead.

Ah, another thing of great curiosity and importance. My dear rabbi and I had a stimulating discussion on drugs, men, music and Hitler today.
Conclusions: 

   1. Drugs are funny. 
   2. Men are even funnier.
   3. Music is divine. 
   4. Hitler... well. He was Hitler. 

Much love for the rabbi. Less than thirty-three. (Y'know, <33, lolz, I'm winnar at teh internetz.)

Now I go get some sleep.

Edit: Also, Barca totally pwned the Chelsea losers tonight. lololololololololol!!111!!11!!!@ 
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